Defilerwyrm got me thinking about the McDoublr (unintentional typo, looked right so it stays).
A long far time ago, back when (shudddr) I was (uncontrolled twitching) still vanilla (bad flashback vomiting ensues), when sex was 13 minutes at best, I could take one of those McDoubles and turn it on edge and I’ll be damned if it didn’t look just like the same old boring pussy I had fucked the night before.
I tell you what tho, ever since way back when that slut took my hand and asked if I would be her Daddy, her Master, her Sir… Well pussy has taken on an entirely different look. Sitting here now admiring my princess’ beautiful snatch I am going to have to say that it is nothing less than a Double Double, ANIMAL STYLE, from In & Out Burger.
Crawl over here sweet, bring your Daddy his dinner! Mmmmmmm…